RACONTEUR

one who excels in story-telling.

July 23, 2014 3:23 am 3:18 am

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3:16 am

jaidefinichon:

10 momentos de la historias que los simpsons imitaron

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3:14 am July 22, 2014 4:58 pm 4:56 pm 4:51 pm

oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

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4:51 pm

xweetox:

If you refuse to raise a male child in the future, you are the problem.

If you say “die cis scum” instead of making an effort for actual equality, you are the problem.

If you refuse to listen to a doctor, someone who has years of medical training, about your health situation because they are ‘fat shaming’ you, you are the problem.

If you choose to disrespect someone else due to the bullshit excuse of ‘priviledge’, you are the problem.

(via acidritalin)

July 21, 2014 12:54 am

j3d1ntraining:

third-round-charm:

Dear Tumblr,
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig

if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…

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July 14, 2014 7:44 pm

warui-kitty:

hasana-chan:

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE 

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THAT LAST ONE Oh my god! That’s dead Thor tho

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12:08 am 12:08 am
"- Usted…
- ¿Yo que?
- Usted le dio sentido a mi vida."

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