RACONTEUR

one who excels in story-telling.

September 23, 2014 1:29 pm 1:07 pm

thebetterworldfight:

nightcheesecake:

devouringyourmind:

annchevealle:

marvelously-chaotic:

kingsxoqueens:

😏

Michelle Obama 💁💯

GOALS

and her media coverage is almost EXCLUSIVELY on what she’s wearing

^^^Right?! Seriously? I mean, we love your wardrobe, seriously, but come on…

(Source: micdotcom, via little-tijuana)

1:04 pm 1:03 pm
pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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(Source: robotindisguise, via little-tijuana)

1:05 am

(Source: elguindilla, via natu-r)

1:02 am September 22, 2014 9:27 pm 8:16 pm

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

image

(Source: maliciousmelons, via thehilariousblog)

4:30 am
my-aobaconda-dont:

This could be us, but you playin.

my-aobaconda-dont:

This could be us, but you playin.

(Source: fukawatoukomoved, via animeoniforever)

4:29 am
andrewfennellstuff:

baggytrousers27:

thewhitejewel:

baggytrousers27:

physicalalex:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

whiskey-weather:

No.

because physics

i think i broke my collarbone watching this

Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.

he jumped from a high place, slid down a roof to decrease his speed, then landed on the stairs.
'tis in fact physics

andrewfennellstuff:

baggytrousers27:

thewhitejewel:

baggytrousers27:

physicalalex:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

whiskey-weather:

No.

because physics

i think i broke my collarbone watching this

Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.

he jumped from a high place, slid down a roof to decrease his speed, then landed on the stairs.

'tis in fact physics

(Source: jaidefinichon, via animeoniforever)

4:25 am
homestuckmofo:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY

ITS NOT ABOUT FUCKING CRYING WTF

homestuckmofo:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

ITS NOT ABOUT FUCKING CRYING WTF

(Source: zozososoxoxo, via animeoniforever)

4:23 am

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

I swear a lot of people would be less confused about their sexual orientation if they knew that romantic orientations were also a thing.

(via animeoniforever)