RACONTEUR

one who excels in story-telling.

April 22, 2014 5:11 am

leovaldicaprio:

littleme60:

OMG!

THIS WAS THE PRESENTATION VIDEO BEFORE THE FIRST HANNAH MONTANA EPISODE IM DYINGGGGG

THIS IS 2006 IN ONE VIDEO

(via same-old-deadboy-song)

3:01 am 2:52 am April 16, 2014 8:00 pm
bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

(via randomtroll)

6:29 pm
maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

(Source: memewhore, via randomtroll)

6:29 pm
pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

(via the-angels-take-asgard)

April 15, 2014 11:51 pm 11:49 pm

Gentlemen, I’m Agent Carter. I supervise all the operations for this division.

(Source: brigantes, via randomtroll)

11:48 pm

theratwhofoundthesandwich:

readyforanotheradventure:

So did they just switch outfits or?

image

"Dude, people will realize"

"Don’t worry, just add a tie, they’ll never know"

(via randomtroll)

2:09 pm

(Source: xpcmdi, via randomtroll)

1:59 pm

chocolate-sideburns-of-love:

naughty-chekov:

i’m sorry for my entire life

It’s the last panel that really makes this post.

(via desire-escapism)

1:59 pm
"One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives."

Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth" {Hunting Season – 28 copies left} (via afadthatlastsforever)

(via desire-escapism)