RACONTEUR

one who excels in story-telling.

July 30, 2014 9:28 pm
quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via ruinedchildhood)

9:24 pm

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

(via romangodfrey)

9:23 pm
pizzzatime:

xysciences: Chemical reaction between Potassium Iodide and Lead Nitrate.

pizzzatime:

xysciences: Chemical reaction between Potassium Iodide and Lead Nitrate.

(Source: xyprogramming, via sugar-on-the-asphalt)

5:48 pm

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

5:39 pm

iguanamouth:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

image

image

hes here

(via little-tijuana)

5:37 pm

a Macklemore concert

a Macklemore concert

(Source: lavagoth, via sugar-on-the-asphalt)

5:37 pm
thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

5:37 pm 5:36 pm

blackthirteen:

stammsternenstaub:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

this is Joff Baratheon, from Game of Trones. He’s actually one of the only truly likeable characters in the series - he gets onto the throne way too young but makes a really good go of being a fair and kind ruler. He has a relationship with a girl earlier that’s not this one but due to circumstances that are spoilers, they have to split up and he deal with it in a really mature inspiring way that you don’t get to see much in TV shows these days.  Here he is at his wedding to this new girl, Maegery, and it’s one of the most beautiful episodes of the show so far, actually.

LAUGHING SO HARD RN

(via sugar-on-the-asphalt)

5:07 pm

ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

(Source: homovikings, via adorably-perverted)

5:03 pm

browneyedgummibear:

work in an hour. procrastinating

(via sexual-feelings)

5:02 pm

bruhdidas:

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

If you go to a party that got more than 3 white people bring a colored friend so you don’t die and get influenced to do stupid shit

(via sugar-on-the-asphalt)