RACONTEUR

one who excels in story-telling.

April 15, 2014 1:57 pm

raraoaawr:

they’re meant for each other 

(Source: ircnman, via the-angels-take-asgard)

1:49 pm
stunningpicture:

Americans and Mexicans playing volleyball over the border in Arizona

stunningpicture:

Americans and Mexicans playing volleyball over the border in Arizona

(via randomtroll)

1:48 pm

thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

image

omg her peace sign lowering in shame

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

1:27 pm 1:26 pm

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

(via same-old-deadboy-song)

1:26 pm
http://the-angels-take-asgard.tumblr.com/post/82794092056/queerly-it-is-dyou-think-the-avengers-ever

queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on…

1:24 pm
"
  1. Kiss like you mean it.
  2. Remember their birthday, every year.
  3. Make them feel special, even on a monday night with a forecast of rain.
  4. Befriend their Mom, she will tell you stories that no one else can.
  5. Order each other food at restaurants, just to try something new.
  6. Shower together, you may learn to love your body, by seeing the desire and passion in your partners eyes.
  7. Leave notes when you go out for the day, it will make you feel safe.
  8. Watch the Breakfast Club, and pump up your fist in the end, even if it only happens once.
  9. Care for each other when sick, soup is the easiest thing to make.
  10. Make chocolate covered strawberries in summer simply because you can.
  11. Go fishing with their Dad, and listen to what he has to say, even if he may have trouble saying it.
  12. Give each other little presents, even if its just a rose on friday the 13th.
  13. Get angry, but forgive.
  14. Love, love with all you’ve got.
"

14 things to remember in a relationship (via hollowfawn)

(Source: officialdrunk, via 4drinks)

11:07 am 11:06 am
naomster:

sydneylol9:

miaveee:

What a facetious cunt.

The presumptuous bitch.

Yeah stupid person

naomster:

sydneylol9:

miaveee:

What a facetious cunt.

The presumptuous bitch.

Yeah stupid person

(via sugar-on-the-asphalt)

10:34 am
transgalacticwanderer:

skellingtons-isnt-real:

fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan:

vishbythefishboy:

howtobethatawkwardgirl:

did-you-kno:

Source

What happened along the way? 

THEY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS TOO SCARY
AND THEN THEY CHANGED THE VILLAIN COMPLETELY
AND THE MAIN WRITER QUIT BECAUSE OF THAT
IN THE ORIGINALY STORY YZMA WAS GOING TO BE SUMMONING THE INCA GOD OF DEATH AND PACHA WAS A GIRL WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH KUZCO WHO HAD NEARLY BEEN KILLED BY THE GOD OF DEATH BUT INSTEAD TURNED INTO A LAMA
You can find Yzma’s deleted song online now. It’s really cool.

I WANT THE ORIGINAL

Maaaaaaaaaaaan this is honestly a bit of an internal struggle for me cuz I love the actual movie it’s one of my favorite Disney films but on the flip side I REALLY want the original version to exist

HERE’S THE SONG AND IT’S SUPER COOL!!!

transgalacticwanderer:

skellingtons-isnt-real:

fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan:

vishbythefishboy:

howtobethatawkwardgirl:

did-you-kno:

Source

What happened along the way? 

THEY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS TOO SCARY

AND THEN THEY CHANGED THE VILLAIN COMPLETELY

AND THE MAIN WRITER QUIT BECAUSE OF THAT

IN THE ORIGINALY STORY YZMA WAS GOING TO BE SUMMONING THE INCA GOD OF DEATH AND PACHA WAS A GIRL WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH KUZCO WHO HAD NEARLY BEEN KILLED BY THE GOD OF DEATH BUT INSTEAD TURNED INTO A LAMA

You can find Yzma’s deleted song online now. It’s really cool.

I WANT THE ORIGINAL

Maaaaaaaaaaaan this is honestly a bit of an internal struggle for me cuz I love the actual movie it’s one of my favorite Disney films but on the flip side I REALLY want the original version to exist

HERE’S THE SONG AND IT’S SUPER COOL!!!

(via same-old-deadboy-song)

10:33 am

harmoni0880:

i’ve blogged this like 5 times and i still love it

(via sugar-on-the-asphalt)

8:09 am
advice-animal:

This book has it all…

advice-animal:

This book has it all…

(via sugar-on-the-asphalt)