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Office by Alex Penny
Bienvenue, voyageur!
food? no… friend
I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like
If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.
(Source: cineraria, via hoplessly-transparent)
a: Jared Padalecki eats rainbow string candy with chopsticks
b: Jared Padalecki is a 6 year old child
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I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
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what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot
can I call them toasty
im calling people toasty from now on ok
(Source: mako, via thehilariousblog)
(via unh0lyconfessionss)
a bisexual pop group called Both Directions
a pansexual pop group called All Directions
a questioning pop group called Which Direction
a helpful pop group called That Direction
a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions
a married pop group called Dammit Why Won’t You Just Ask For Directions
an asexual pop group called No Direction
(via chasethewind-touchthesky)
punk’s almost dead
(Source: sinyasiki, via mylife-myshit-bitch)
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
(Source: sethmeyers, via cabronesytequila)
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